I have dared so many people over the past 5 years to write poetry that ends in mayonnaise. Only one person has ever taken me up on my challenge, *crazynloveless
On this note, since my bluff was called, I believe it's appropriate for me to submit my "mayonnaise" poem.RULES FOR THE MAYO POETRY CHALLENGE
Must be more than one paragraph or verse
The last word of the last verse of the poem must be "mayonnaise"
Don't write crap! Even if they don't necessarily make sense together, each line of the poem must form a complete thought.